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Well, hello hello! Welcome to my side blog!
this blog is where I will be writing my fanfics, imagines, head cannons, and more!
Anonymous asked:
Ok but older perv bf ghost would be such a menace like he would destroy your cunt in his back seat and then shake ur dads hand.( these older bf hcs make me go feral bb)
l0v3tast3 answered:
anon you are so right. he’ll be so mean but like it’s literally his fault that he’s hot asf and u just wanna jump on him 24/7 ??? anyways tysm for the request and the kind words i hope you enjoy this anon !! ◝(⁰▿⁰)◜
✎ tags: mdni! nsft, f!reader, age gap (r is 20’s, simon is late 30’s), dumbification, conditioning (consensual), orgasm control, spanking, degradation/praise kink, overstimulation/edging, car s3x, size difference/kink, possessive!simon, c0ckwarming
✎ word count: 1.8k words (not proofread)
masterlist | requests are open!
✧ ˖ ° pervy older boyfriend!simon who wants to see you become absolutely brainless because of him. you’re such a smart girl usually, among the top of your class at university, and simon just loves to see that whole façade crumble away. he knows a good fucking is just what you need to unwind from your classes, and he is more than happy to give it to you.
dont think about getting caught in a blizzard with ghost. don’t think about how there’s only a couch and no bed. don’t think about ghost taking all of his gear and clothes off accept for his socks, boxers, and mask. don’t think about him man spreading at the end of the couch. don’t think about the GIANT imprint of his cock on his boxers. don’t think about him telling you to lay on top of him cause you’re shivering and can’t sleep. don’t think about feeling his now hard cock under you cause you keep moving around to get comfortable and definitely don’t think about him manhandling you into a position where you can feel his cock on your clit
Can someone PLEASE write a fanfic about this
Cause istfg, if no one does I’ll do it Myself
Don't look at me I'm a smut reader not writer
dont be scared, even cryptids probably cum
excuse me?
no matter how scary and weird they are, they still probably cum, its supposed to be a relaxing thought
I am relaxing you
I don’t feel relaxed. Next “relaxing” fact, please.
Disneyland’s famous Pirates of the Caribbean ride used real skeletons.
Horse semen and 2% milk is the same liquid consistency
Anal sex is unisex if you think about it
Baloney is just hotdog pancakes
Turkeys are actually cannibals
When you get married you’re technically having sex with a family member
The clitoris is the only organ designed purely for human pleasure
The average horse ejaculate has the same amount of calories as a burger King whopper
Your anus relaxes and contracts when you laugh
Are you relaxed yet? :3
NO IM NOT RELAXED NEXT FACT NEXT FFACCCTT!!
Why did Richtofen give the Kronorium to a recovering alcoholic? Sure, Nikolai was the only one with a soul or whatever, but Richtofen didn't have one when he was the owner. Bro, give it to Dempsey or Takeo. Actually, Dempsey should have it more since he doesn't seem like the type of guy who would kill all of his friends. Takeo kinda manipulated his ultimis version to kill himself in Zetsubou, so I wouldn't put it past him.
The Kronorium personalizes itself for the reader to understand it, so Dempsey would be able to understand what was happening.
BO4's overarching plot makes me a proud hater.
Nikolai was the only one with a soul, and therefore could be the only one to do what was needed to get them out of the horrible time loop upon different reality’s. Don’t you ever slander my boy Nikolai again, when he was the ONLY one who had the balls to do what was needed.
sure, I love Richthofen, but he kept on trying to find ways to cheat death, and therefore caused more suffering. Richthofen was out for his own wants and needs, not caring if he tore the universe apart if he had to,
oh? You think DEMPSEY, the one with the actual lowest IQ of them all *its stated in cannon* would be a good fit? When Richthofen did all those wacky tests on him, he got all fucked up in the head, and therefore is now incredibly stupid. He’d probably forget the book somewhere, maybe even accidentally destroy it.
The only thing I agree with you on is takeo. Kinda. Because, takeo is also out for his own needs, seeing as how he learned about his emperor being a dick. He started “fending for himself” per se. And plus, I don’t think he’d have the heart to let everyone else have one last good night together, drinking, playing songs, swapping stories, and ultimately getting closer, LIKE NIKOLAI DID-
Nikolai knew what had to be done, and he did it. He even made sure Samantha finished him, so he wouldn’t chicken out of doing it himself.
he thought of everyone else even as he had to kill them, making sure they all had fond memories of eachother before they died.
Nikolai was the perfect choice, and If anyone disagrees?
Die mad
argue with the wall.
because sure, your opinions matter and all, but your opinions are also wrong.
thank you for coming to my tedtalk
@anatomical-snuff-box “I just noticed ur comment like 2 months later, but I’m just responding here in the comments. That’s crazy. You’re tripping mad scrotum with that post. Fake”
Let me rephrase what the last few sentences of my well structured and supported paragraph on why your wrong and your opinion is trash.
Nikolai was the perfect choice, and If anyone disagrees?
Die mad
argue with the wall.
Preferably in that order you brain dead toad.
Bro, We Are Mutuals . Its Ok To Message Me . Im Ur Friend . I Love You . … Bro, We Are Exchanging Discords Now . . No Dont Stop Keysmashing Bro .. Bro
so anything you guys might have sent in, isn't showing up, so i apologize.
It’s fixed, send in as many asks as you want
plaguedoctor-penguin asked:
This is a test
spidergutz-writes answered:
Test revived, your getting your cheese smut
Hah. I lied
plaguedoctor-penguin asked:
Write a smutty ass fic about this image. This is a test
B e t. The cheese’s name is cheese. No, I will not be taking any questions
TW: sexual themes, fem reader, P in V, unprotected sex (y’all know the rules, wrap it before you tap it) dirty talk, Dom-sub themes. Uh, sex. With cheese, that should be a warning on its own
Character belongs to @ruler-of-fandoms69 or @spidergutz-writes
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