dont be scared, even cryptids probably cum
excuse me?
no matter how scary and weird they are, they still probably cum, its supposed to be a relaxing thought
I am relaxing you
I don’t feel relaxed. Next “relaxing” fact, please.
Disneyland’s famous Pirates of the Caribbean ride used real skeletons.
Horse semen and 2% milk is the same liquid consistency
Anal sex is unisex if you think about it
Baloney is just hotdog pancakes
Turkeys are actually cannibals
When you get married you’re technically having sex with a family member
The clitoris is the only organ designed purely for human pleasure
The average horse ejaculate has the same amount of calories as a burger King whopper
Your anus relaxes and contracts when you laugh
Are you relaxed yet? :3
NO IM NOT RELAXED NEXT FACT NEXT FFACCCTT!!
